Never Too Old To Have A Crack At It
(An elderly man about 80 years old with a cane walks into the service station I work at and buys two 24 packs of water. I decided it would be nice to help him out to his car with them.)
Old Man: “You sure are a pretty young lady.”
Me: “Thank you.”
Old Man: “How old are you?”
Me: “24…”
Old Man: “I sure do like pretty young ladies. The girl I am dating now is 26.”
Me: *frowns*
Old Man: “She’s pregnant and she’s a crack w****. I’m going to get it tested when it comes out. I don’t think it’s mine. She actually prefers black guys but is just with me for my money so I am looking for a new woman. You interested?”
Me: “Not at all, sir. Now you have a nice day and good luck with… all that.”
(I shove his water in the car and walk back to the store face-palming all the way. When I get back in I tell my coworker what the old man said.)
Coworker: “I could have told you that would happen. I know him; he’s like that.”
Me: ” …then why didn’t you?!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?