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    This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 26

    | Belgium | Extra Stupid, Money

    (I work a summer job in a bank. An angry customer storms in and slams a card on the counter.)

    Customer: “I tried to get money out of the cash machine but it won’t give me anything!”

    Me: “Well, sir. It seems—”

    Customer: “I’m not poor! There’s money in my account! You can check it!”

    Me: “Well, sir—”

    Customer: “I just want my d*** money! Give it to me!”

    Me: “Sir… That’s a library card.”

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