This Is Why We Have Self-Checkout Lanes

Customer: “Put that bread in the bag.”

Coworker: “I don’t want to break it…

(The grocery bags are already very full.)

Customer: “No, it’s CRUSTY!”

(The customer rushes over, grabs it, and STUFFS it into the bag, totally crushing it.)

Customer: “See? It didn’t break! Can you make the bags more even?”

(My coworker takes out some of the groceries and evenly weights the bags.)

Customer: “No, make them more evenly weighted!”

Coworker: “I just did…”

Customer: “NO, NOW IT’S NOT FAIR TO ALL OF THE OTHER BAGS!”

(The customer grabs her bags and literally runs out of the store.)