This Is Not The Android You Are Looking For

(I work for a company that manufacturers Android devices. The CEO doesn’t know much about his market.)

CEO: “I want to preinstall this software on our Android devices.”

(I check out the software only to find out it is outdated.)

Me: “The software runs on DOS and requires floppy disks to be installed. It also hasn’t been updated for 15 years.”

CEO: “So? Can we have it on our Android devices?”

Me: “No, I’m afraid our devices don’t have a floppy disk reader or DOS…”