This Is Not One Of The Better Times
(We’re at one of our favorite bars, chatting with the bartender. My husband has a very dry sense of humor.)
Husband: “Okay, [Bartender], I think we’re ready to close out.”
Bartender: “You’re sure? Would you like a whiskey drink?”
Husband: “No.”
Bartender: “A vodka drink?”
Husband: “No.”
Bartender: “A lager drink?”
Husband: “No.”
Bartender: “A cider drink?”
Husband: *deadpan* “[Bartender], I will jump over this bar…”
Bartender: “That’s from Chumbawamba.”
Husband: “I know.”
Bartender: *as we’re leaving* “I sing songs that remind me of the good times.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.