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    This Domain Is Not In Your Dominion

    | Boston, MA, USA | Technology

    (The company I work for is in the business of hosting websites. I receive a call from a customer who is having trouble logging into his control panel.)

    Customer: “I can’t login to my website.”

    Me: “What’s your domain name?”

    Customer: “[username]@yahoo.com.”

    Me: “That sounds like an email address to me, not a domain.”

    Customer: “That’s my dominion.”

    Me: “Your domain name should be something like www.[sitename].com.”

    Customer: “Right, it’s [username]@yahoo.com.”

    Me: “Sir, that’s not a domain name.”

    Customer: “Yes, that’s my dominion!”

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