Me: “OK, so this suit will be $500.”

Customer: “Oh wow – that’s way too much. Can you take the price down?”

Me: “No sir, I can’t do anything about the price.”

Customer: “Well…how about I give you my watch?”

Me: “…are you serious? I can’t do that.”

Customer: “How about my watch?”

Me: “All right. You give me your watch, two of your daughters, a goat and a chicken, and the suit is yours.”

Customer: “OK, deal!”

(The customer walked out of the store. He never came back.)