Third Time’s A Charm

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(Our mall opens at ten, so the restaurant does not serve breakfast)

Customer: *gazes at menu board* “I’d like an Egg McMuffin, please.”

Me: “Ma’am, I’m sorry, we don’t serve breakfast at this location.”

(Customer, still gazing at menu, which lists no breakfast items)

Customer: “Well, can I get an order of Hotcakes and Sausage?”

Me: “Ma’am, we do not serve breakfast here since we can’t open before ten.”

(Customer ceases looking at menu board gazes at me for a moment)

Customer: “You don’t serve breakfast?”

Me: “Uh…no.”