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    (Our mall opens at ten, so the restaurant does not serve breakfast)

    Customer: *gazes at menu board* “I’d like an Egg McMuffin, please.”

    Me: “Ma’am, I’m sorry, we don’t serve breakfast at this location.”

    (Customer, still gazing at menu, which lists no breakfast items)

    Customer: “Well, can I get an order of Hotcakes and Sausage?”

    Me: “Ma’am, we do not serve breakfast here since we can’t open before ten.”

    (Customer ceases looking at menu board gazes at me for a moment)

    Customer: “You don’t serve breakfast?”

    Me: “Uh…no.”