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    | Tillsonburg, ON, Canada |

    Elderly Female: “I didn’t know they had digital scales.”

    Me: *rings through scale* “Yup, they’re pretty cool.”

    Elderly Female: “Are they accurate?”

    Me: “I believe so, they measure to one decimal place too so it’s more accurate to read than a normal scale.”

    Elderly Female: “Oh that’s so lovely!!! I’m going to go home now and weigh myself naked!!!”

    Me: *bad bad image in head*