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    Customer: “I thought I should let you guys know your phone isn’t working.”

    Me: “OK – are you sure you’ve been dialing the correct number?”

    Customer: “Yes, I’ve been trying 0800-2100 all week, and it never goes through.”

    Me: “…0800-2100? That’s not our number – our number is ****. If you don’t mind me asking, where did you get 0800-2100 from?”

    Customer: “Right there, on your door.” *points*

    Me: “Sir, that’s not a phone number…those are our business hours.”

    Customer: “I’m going to see this on NotAlwaysRight.com, aren’t I?”

    Me: “Yes… yes you will. Have a nice day!”