They’re So Dream A Dreamy
(I am in a bar with my friends, and I see a girl that looks really cute, but I am not sure if she is gay. After a few drink, I decide to go up to her. I am in a ‘Les Mis’ mood.)
Me: *singing* “A heart full of love. A heart full of song. I’m doing everything all wrong! Oh, God, for shame. I do not even know your name. Dear mademoiselle, won’t you say? Won’t you tell?”
Her: *singing* “A heart full of love. No fear. No regret.”
Me: *singing* “My name is [My Name].”
Her: *singing* “And mine’s [Her Name].”
Me: *singing* “[Her Name], I don’t know what to say.”
Her: *normal* “Marry me. No one ever gets to that part.”
(We’ve been dating for a year now.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
