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    They’re Not Zits, But They Rhyme With Them

    | South Carolina, USA | Top

    (Customer walks up to front desk in waiting room area and places kitty carrier on desk.)

    Me: “Hi, do you need an appointment?”

    Customer: “Uh. No. I just need some acne cream for cats.”

    Me: “What do you mean?”

    Customer: *pulls cat out of carrier and sets on desk* “See? She has acne on her belly.”

    Me: “Those aren’t acne. Those are nipples.”