They’re Not Zits, But They Rhyme With Them
(A customer walks up to our front desk in the waiting room area and places a kitty carrier on the desk.)
Me: “Hi, do you need an appointment?”
Customer: “Uh. No. I just need some acne cream for cats.”
Me: “What do you mean?”
(The customer pulls a cat out of the carrier and sets it on the desk.)
Customer: “See? She has acne on her belly.”
Me: “Those aren’t acne. Those are nipples.”
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