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    They Might Want A See A Doctor About That

    | Adelaide, Australia |

    Elderly Female Customer: “Hello I’m lookin for DVDs by Andre Rieu. Can you help me?”

    Me: “Sure… we have Andre just here on this end rack, then we have him in this stand as well. And we also have a huge section of him in our Easy Listening section, but if head that way, give me a yell and I’ll help you out.”

    Elderly Female Customer: “My, you have a lot of him, don’t you?”

    Me: “Yes, he’s rather popular at the moment. Are you going to his tour?”

    Elderly Female Customer: “Yes, I got my ticket first. Most of my friends like him as well. Well, except for two… but they don’t have souls.”

    Me: “…”