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    They Made It Through The Wilderness A While Back

    | MN, USA | Food & Drink, Rude & Risque

    (I am working at a restaurant that has only been open a few months. Since this franchise is new to the area, most people have never seen it before, and we often meet with newcomers. My boss often likes to call these newcomers ‘virgins’, since they have never tried our food. Two ladies walk in, one being the older mother of the middle aged other woman.)

    Boss: “Welcome! Have you guys ever been here before?”

    Younger Woman: “No, we haven’t. This is our first time!”

    Boss: *jokingly calling to the rest of our staff* “Looks like we’ve got some virgins here!”

    Older Woman: *completely serious* “Oh, not for a looong time.”