That’s Just Gross. Period

Husband: “I need to blow my nose… Do you have a tissue? Oh, f*** it, I’ll use my underwear.”

(He proceeds to remove his underwear and blows his nose on it.)

Me: “This is a whole new level of sexiness right there.”

Husband: “You bleed on your panties; I blow my nose on my underwear. We do what we like.”