They Don’t Call Her Dumblesnore For Nothing
(Someone has been sleeping on a chair poolside for many hours. It’s routine to wake a customer if they’re getting too badly burned.)
Me: “Excuse me, miss? You must wake up. You are getting badly sunburned.”
Customer: *sleepily* “Where am I? Is this Hogwarts?”
Me: “No, ma’am.”
Customer: “Narnia?”
Me: “Nope.”
Customer: “Camp Half-Blood?”
Me: “Not even close.”
Customer: *pauses* “Well, s***, then.”
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?