Me: *on the phone* “Thank you for calling **** Airlines. This is ****, how may I help you?”

Customer: “How much would it cost for my dog to travel with me?”

Me: “It’s $50 per leg.”

Customer: “Oh, she only has three legs, so how much would that cost?”

Me: “…that’s $50 per leg, as in travel segments.”

Customer: “…oh. Thank you.” *hangs up*