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    They Call Her Cinderhella

    | USA | Family & Kids

    (I work at a register, and really enjoy interacting with kids that come through my line. I see a 4-year-old girl all dressed in pink.)

    Me: “Hey there, pumpkin. How are you today?”

    (The little girl crosses her arm, stomps her foot, and starts pouting.)

    Little Girl: “I am NOT a pumpkin! I am a PRINCESS! Mommy, you tell her! I AM A PRINCESS!”

    Me: “Yes, you certainly are…”