These Bagels Have A Long Shelf Life

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(A lot of people like to come into the shop and ask for special favors because of being ‘good customers’. Sometimes the cashier—who is also the owner—gets annoyed.)

Customer #1: “But we’re good customers!”

Cashier: “What’s my name?”

Customer #2: “What?”

Cashier: “If you’re really good customers, you would know my name.”

(Customers #1 and #2 look at each other, confused.)

Customer #2: “Aren’t you Todd?”

Cashier: “You’re confusing me with my father.”

Customer #2: “Yes, that’s who we’re used to dealing with. Can we talk to him, please?”

Cashier: “He died 18 years ago. You must be really good customers.”