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    There’s No Such Thing As Half A Dozen Stupid Questions

    | Walnut Creek, CA, USA |

    Customer: “Excuse me, where can I find the manager?”

    Me: “She’s in the cigar booth over there, with the hanging sign that says “Cigars”.”

    Customer: “Oh, okay. What’s his name?”

    Me: “Her name is Kat.”

    Customer: “Ken?”

    Me: “No, Kat.”

    Customer: “Jack?”

    Me: “No, Kat. Like the animal.”

    Customer: “A woman?!”

    Me: “Haha, yeah.”

    Customer: “Oh, okay. Where is she?”

    Me: “The cigar booth.”

    Customer: “The registers?”

    Me: “No, the cigar booth.”

    Customer: “The tasting area?”

    Me: “Let me show you…”