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    There’s Always Time To B**** And Moan

    | Port Charlotte, FL, USA |

    Customer: “This phone doesn’t hang on the wall right. The handle keeps falling off.”

    (Knowing exactly what’s wrong, I fix the phone on the spot. It’s a simple fix.)

    Customer: “How did you do that?”

    Me: “I turned this little tab around so the handle catches on it.”

    Customer: “How did you know that?”

    Me: “Didn’t the instructions tell you how?”

    Customer: *snorts* “I don’t have time to read the instructions!”