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    There’s A Nut, But It’s Not In The Pistachio

    | Florida, USA |

    Customer: “What kind of nut is in the pistachio?”

    Me: “…you can’t be serious.”

    Customer: “No, really, what kind of nut is in the pistachio?”

    Me: “Pistachio.”