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    There Must Be Something In The Water

    | Houston, TX, USA | Uncategorized

    (I’ve just asked a customer if they would like a new carafe of water.)

    Customer: “What’s a ‘carafe’?”

    Me: “In layman’s terms, its basically a water pitcher.”

    Customer: “What’s ‘layman’s terms’?”

    Me: “It’s like…dumbing down.”

    Customer: “What’s ‘dumbing down’?”