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    There Is No Spoon

    | Farmington, NM, USA | Bizarre

    (I’m opening the store for the day, and an elderly gentleman comes over to me.)

    Me: “Hello!”

    Customer: “Hello!” *looks around for a moment* “Do you have your spoon?”

    Me: “I’m sorry?”

    Customer: “Your spoon.” *produces a metal spoon from his pocket* “Do you have your spoon?”

    Me: “I’m afraid I must have forgotten it.”

    Customer: “Well, what will you do if you find some ice cream?”

    Me: “I suppose I’ll have to use an ice cream cone instead.”

    (Seemingly satisfied and nodding, the man continues on his way.)