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    There Is No Meat But Where Is The Proof

    | Reading, UK |

    Customer: “Is your ice cream vegetarian?”

    Me: “Well, there’s no meat in it. It does have milk in, so it’s not suitable for vegans.”

    Customer: “Yes, but is it vegetarian? You know, does it have alcohol in it?”