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    Me: “Thank you for calling [company]. How can I assist you today?”

    Customer: “I can’t get the volume on my phone to go up.”

    Me: “Okay, I can assist with that. See the buttons on the left side of your device?”

    Customer: “Yeah.”

    Me: “You push them in the up direction.”

    Customer: “Oh, okay!”

    (I hear some rustling around.)

    Customer: “I can’t seem to get them off. Isn’t there some way for you to turn it up from there?”

    Me: “No, I’m sorry. The only way you can turn up your volume is by pushing those buttons. They are the volume buttons.”

    Customer: “Is there a supervisor I can speak to? I think they can turn my phone up for me.”

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