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    The Worst Job You Never Had

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    (I’m a customer at a supermarket, but I’m still wearing my work uniform since I’m buying things for my job. My clothing doesn’t look anything like the uniform that the supermarket employees wear. Another customer approaches me.)

    Customer: “Love, can you show me where the ice is?”

    Me: “Sorry, ma’am. I’m not sure where the ice is. It’s probably down at the freezer section.”

    Customer: “Can you take me down there?”

    Me: “Sorry, I have to buy this and get back to work. The freezer section is just over there. ”

    Customer: “Well, you’re not being very helpful. I’m going to tell your boss about this.”

    (She runs off to find a manager. It takes me awhile to realise that she thinks I work here.)

    Customer: “There she is! The rude one!”

    (The manager looks at me and immediately realizes what has happened.)

    Customer: “You should fire her for being so rude to me!”

    (The manager shakes his head and beckons me over.)

    Manager, to me: *whispers* “Just go with it.”

    (I nod and he begins to ‘fire’ me in front of the customer, who looks satisfied. Eventually, someone who does work there gets her her ice and she leaves.)

    Manager, to me: “Sorry about that. She does this every time she comes in.”