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    | Kuranda, Australia |

    (Note: this takes place at our cafe in Kuranda, Australia.)

    Tourist: “Lady, how about we make a deal? I wanna buy this bottle from you.”

    Me: “Oh, sorry. We only have four of the blue ones and they’re not for sale.”

    Tourist: “So you’re telling me I can’t buy this?”

    Me: “Yes… I know it’s a nice bottle, but we do need it for the water.”

    Tourist: “Lady, I don’t think you understand what I’m getting at.”

    (The tourist pulls a wad of US money from his wallet.)

    Tourist: “I got REAL money here!”

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