(I work at the front desk of an office. Note that we have pictures of our founder with celebrities on the wall. On this day, we have a guest waiting for one of our executives. He examines the celebrity pictures while he waits.)

Guest: “Who are these people? Are they former employees?”

Me: “No, they are celebrities.”

(The guest looks at the pictures, which include Whitney Houston, Clint Eastwood, and Al Gore.)

Guest: “Huh, I don’t think I’ve heard of them…”