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    The Vacation Of A Lifetime, Slightly Exaggerated

    | Seattle, WA, USA

    (I check in cruise-line passengers before they board the ship; our port building is clearly on the ground, right off the street.)

    Co-worker: “These are your key cards – they’ll get you onto the ship, and then into your room, and also–”

    Woman: “You mean we’re not on the ship now?”

    Co-worker: “No, ma’am.”

    Woman: “Oh, good, because they sent me pictures and this doesn’t measure up!”

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