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The Vacation Of A Lifetime, Slightly Exaggerated
Cruise Ship | Seattle, WA, USA
(I check in cruise-line passengers before they board the ship; our port building is clearly on the ground, right off the street.)
Co-worker: “These are your key cards – they’ll get you onto the ship, and then into your room, and also–”
Woman: “You mean we’re not on the ship now?”
Co-worker: “No, ma’am.”
Woman: “Oh, good, because they sent me pictures and this doesn’t measure up!”
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