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    The Twilight Of Our Literacy, Part 8

    | Onley, VA, USA |

    (I work in the electronics department of a large retail chain.)

    Customer: “Hello, I was looking to find the new Twilight.”

    Me: “All of our Twilight movies are located over here. I can show you–”

    Customer: “I need to find Breaking Dawn.”

    Me: “Oh, well, our book department is this way–”

    Customer: “No, no, no! I have the book already. I need the movie!”

    Me: “Oh, I’m sorry, but Breaking Dawn doesn’t come out until Friday.”

    Customer: “Oh, okay. I’ll just come back then.”

    Me: “Ma’am, I meant it comes out in theaters on Friday.”

    Customer: “So, you won’t have the DVD by Christmas?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, no.”

    Customer: “That’s just confusing! Why would the book come out before the movie?! It’s so weird!”

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