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    Me: “How can I help you?”

    Customer: “Who’s that chick who wrote Twilight?”

    Me: “That would be Stephanie Meyer.”

    Customer: “And what’s the fourth one?”

    Me:Breaking Dawn.”

    Customer: “And that’s still whoever Meyer?”

    Me: “She wrote the whole series, ma’am.”

    (The customer heads to the DVD rack. I see her looking roughly in the ‘B’ section.)

    Customer: *yelling* “I don’t see it!”

    Me: “Ma’am, Breaking Dawn is a book. The movie hasn’t been released yet.”

    Customer: “Those were books?”

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