The Twilight Of Our Literacy, Part 11

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(I am a customer at a bookstore. I’m browsing the teen literature section to see what all the hype is over the Twilight series. A nearby customer sees me paging through one of the books and speaks up excitedly.)

Girl: “I love Twilight!”

Me: “Oh, are you interested in vampire stories?”

Girl: “Absolutely! I love anything to do with vampires! I know about all there is to know about them!”

Me: “You must be a big Bram Stoker fan, then.”

Girl: *quizzical look* “Who is that?”

Me: *puts Twilight down quickly*

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The Twilight Of Our Literacy, Part 9
The Twilight Of Our Literacy, Part 8
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The Twilight Of Our Literacy, Part 6
The Twilight Of Our Literacy, Part 5
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The Twilight Of Our Literacy, Part 3
The Twilight Of Our Literacy, Part 2
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