Caller: “I need to exchange this movie. It’s the wrong one.”

Me: “Which movie were you looking for?”

Caller: “Big Momma’s House.”

Me: “Um, what does it say on the case?”

Caller: “Big Momma’s House.”

Me: “What does it say on the video cassette itself?”

Caller: “Big Momma’s House.”

Me: “I’m thinking you have Big Momma’s House there, Ma’am.”

Caller: “But…”

Me: “Yes?”

Caller: “But… there’s white people in it.”

Me: “There are a few of us about, ma’am. We do sneak into the odd movie here and there.”

Caller: *click*