The Tougher They Are, The Carder They Fall
Customer: “I would like to return this dress. I don’t have my receipt, but I paid for it with a credit card.”
Me: “Okay, no problem. I can take care of that.”
(After running her credit card and scanning the item to see if there is a matching transaction, nothing comes up.)
Me: “I’m sorry, looks like there’s nothing matching this item on this credit card. Did you maybe pay with a different one?”
Customer: “NO! I always pay with THIS credit card here. There’s no way it could be on anything else!”
Me: “Okay, maybe the cashier who did this made a mistake. Let me try a few things…”
(I run the card several times, trying to manually match it with one of the 28 different size combinations my store has.)
Me: “Yeah, I’m sorry. There’s nothing coming up on this card.”
Customer: “Well, then what do we do from here?”
Me: “Well, you can either exchange this item for the same thing in another size or color, or we can send you a merchandise credit by mail.”
Customer: “No! I paid for this item with THIS CARD! I’d like to see a manager!”
Me: “Absolutely…”
(I walkie my manager a few times. She finally comes over after five minutes.)
Manager: “Now, what’s the matter?”
Me: “I’m trying to return her dress. She doesn’t have her receipt. So, I tried to pull it up on her card, but nothing’s happening.”
Manager: “Did you try another credit card?”
Customer: “NO! It’s definitely on THIS CARD! It’s the only card I use here!”
Manager: “It’s not coming up on that card, though, so we have no proof of purchase. I’m not supposed to, but I can issue you a merchandise credit now, and if you find your receipt later, I can redeem it for cash.”
Customer: “No! I want that dress credited back to the card before my next bill!”
Manager: “I’m sorry, but I can’t do that without a proof of purchase. I’m sorry, but that’s not worth losing my job over!”
Me: “Look, shot in the dark here—hail mary—we’ll just do this for the fun of it. Let’s just try one of your other credit cards. What do you have to lose?”
Customer: “FINE! If it was any card it would be this one, but I KNOW it wont work!”
(I run the card and scan the dress…)
Me: “Hey look, a match. Okay, $29.94 will be credited back to THIS card. Thanks for coming in. You have a GREAT night!”
(The customer pulls down her shades, looks down, and mumbles quickly.)
Customer: “I’m so sorry. Bye…”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.