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    | Rotherham, England, UK | Crazy Requests

    (We sell daily and weekly newspapers. The weekly papers come out on a Thursday. It is a Wednesday morning, and I am putting the daily papers out.)

    Customer: “Has tomorrow’s [weekly paper] come in today?”

    Me: “Tomorrow’s [weekly paper]?”

    Customer: “Yes, I want tomorrow’s [weekly paper]. Have they come in today?”

    Me: “No, tomorrow’s [weekly paper] comes in tomorrow.”

    Customer: “Are you sure? I was hoping to get tomorrow’s paper today. Do you need to check?”

    Me: “Yeah, I’m pretty sure tomorrow’s [weekly paper] comes in tomorrow, seeing as they probably haven’t even started printing them yet.”

    Customer: “Well, there’s no need to be like that.”