(A customer looks at our new game Dante’s Inferno.)

Customer: “Is this, like about Dante from Devil May Cry?”

Me: “No, it’s based off the poems.”

Customer: “What?”

Me: “It’s was originally a series of poems. The Divine Comedy.”

Customer: “So, it’s a book?”

Me: “No, it’s a game based off the poems from the Divine Comedy.”

Customer: “What? So it’s a game then? What the heck is a poem?”