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    The State Of The Union

    | Rome, GA, USA | Family & Kids

    (I work in a day spa that has several services, including massage. Two teenagers come in and ask about our couples massage.)

    Teenager #1: “Hi, can you tell us about the couples massage package?”

    Me: “Sure, it’s an hour massage with complimentary aromatherapy. It’s [price].”

    Teenager #2: “It’s for our parents’ anniversary, but I’m not sure they would want to spend an hour in a room together.”

    Me: “They are done in separate rooms.”

    Teenager #1: “Well, that sells it!”