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    | Mississippi, USA |

    Me: “Good Afternoon, Mississippi Department of xxxxxx. How may I help you?”

    Caller: “Yes, I would like y’all to get me some food stamps. My kids are hungry and I got fired last week.”

    Me: “Ma’am, we don’t issue food stamps. You need to contact the Department of Human Services.”

    Caller: “What?! My cousin told me to call y’all and y’all would get us fed. I know the State has lots of monies, can’t you just send us some?”

    Me: “I’m sorry ma’am, you need to call DHS and they will be able to assist you.”

    Caller: “F*** You! The G**-D***** State never does a damn thing for us poor folks! I hope you feel the fires of hell for starving children!” *click*

    Me: *stunned silence*