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    | Canada |

    Me: “Thank you for calling [company]. How can I help you?”

    Customer: “Listen, could you please just transfer me to your business services department, please?”

    Me: “I’m pretty sure they’re closed today. They always are on Saturdays.”

    Customer: “Transfer me there anyway.”

    Me: “Ma’am, nobody will answer the phone.”

    Customer: “Transfer me there ANYWAY!”