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    The Son Of Captain Obvious

    | Chicago, USA |

    (Our offices are on the 8th floor of a building. The upper floors are occupied by an art school.)

    Student 1: “Oh, wow. The elevators on this side of the building are really small.”

    Student 2: “No, they’re not. It’s just their size that makes them look small.”

    Me:

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