November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

The Solemnest Guarantee

| Chesterfield, Missouri, USA | At The Checkout

Me: “Okay, what form of payment would you like to use?”

Customer: “Credit, please.” *hands me credit card with photo on card*

(I hold up the card to ensure it’s the right person.)

Customer: “Trust me, there are no two people in this world this ugly.”