The Skulls Are Thicker, Too
(We have a TV in our hotel’s breakfast lounge. A guest is having trouble turning it on with the remote.)
Guest: “Can you turn on the TV, please? I can’t find the right button.”
Me: “Of course!” *turns on the TV*
Guest: “Oh, I didn’t know you had to press that button. Our remotes are different in Sudbury, you see.”
Me: “Sudbury has different remotes?”
Guest: *completely serious* “Yes, they’re quite thicker!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?