The Short, Rainbow-Colored Bridge From Injured Pride To Pride Parades
(A customer and his son approach the counter. Note that the son is no more than eleven or twelve years old.)
Customer: “Hey, my son has something to ask you.”
Me: “Yes?”
Customer’s son: “Will you wanna go out with me?”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “Come on, it’s his first time asking a girl out! If you turn him down, he might get discouraged and go gay. You don’t want to turn him gay, do you?!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
