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    , | Minnesota, USA |

    (A customer and his son approach the counter. Note that the son is no more than 11 or 12 years-old.)

    Customer: “Hey, my son has something to ask you.”

    Me: “Yes?”

    Customer’s son: “Will you wanna go out with me?”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Customer: “Come on, it’s his first time asking a girl out! If you turn him down, he might get discouraged and go gay. You don’t want to turn him gay, do you?!”