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    The Shock And Thaw Strategy

    | Plainfield, IN, USA |

    Customer: “I need a fan.”

    Me: “What kind of fan?”

    Customer: “A fan for where I plug my modem in.”

    Me: “Do you have it with you?”

    Customer: “Yeah.”

    (Customer leaves and returns with the computer. A hair dryer is duct-taped to the power supply, nozzle pointing into where the fan normally sits.)

    Me, dumbfounded: “Why is there a hairdryer taped to your computer?”

    Customer: “Well, I have to keep it warm, or it will freeze up.”

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