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    The Schadenfreude Sale

    | Seattle, WA, USA | Money

    (It is during the middle of a renovation at my work, but we have stayed open during the remodel. This makes for some bad organization and mistakes concerning where certain items go.)

    (My coworker rings up a seemingly nice woman for an obviously expensive looking item for scrap-booking.)

    Coworker: “You’re total is [amount].”

    Customer: “Um, that isn’t right. I got this from the $1 sale bin.”

    Coworker: “I am so sorry. See we are going through a renovation. This item must be put there by mistake.”

    Customer: “Well it was there, so I should get it for a dollar.”

    (My coworker gets our manager.)

    Manager: “Yes, I am sorry ma’am, but unfortunately, we cannot give you this expensive of an item for a dollar.”

    Customer: “BUT IT WAS IN THE SALE BIN!”

    Manager: “I realize that. But we are all human and mistakes happen. If you would like to purchase it for full price that would be fine.”

    (The customer makes a huge scene and yells obscenities at both the manager and co-worker. Oddly enough, she decides to buy the item anyway.)

    Coworker: *perfectly normal, non-emotional voice* “Okay, that’ll be [amount].”

    Customer: “WELL DON’T ACT SO HAPPY ABOUT IT! YOU FORCED ME TO BUY IT!” *leaves in a huff*