This Relationship Was Filmed In Front Of A Fake Studio Audience

(We are cuddling on the sofa.)

Me: “Will you be my love?”

Boyfriend: “I already am your love!”

Me: “Will you stay my love?”

Boyfriend: “Of course!”

Me: “Will you be my love forever?” *puts on stalker girlfriend face*”

Boyfriend:” Yes.” *pauses, turns, and says and to an imaginary audience* “…actual results may vary.”