The Right Place At The Wrong Time
(This takes place at the cigar store I work at, in 2009.)
Me: “Can I help you?”
Customer: “Yeah, I need the biggest cigar you’ve got.”
Me: “Okay, our largest is twelve inches long, and the price is $27 before tax.”
Customer: “Whoa! 27 bucks? You got anything cheaper?”
Me: “Well, yes. Is this going to be a gag gift?”
Customer: “Huh?”
Me: “You know, a joke present for someone?”
Customer: “Oh h*** no! I’m just gonna split it and fill it with this.”
(The customer pulls a plastic bag full of marijuana out of his pocket.)
Customer #2: “Wow, that’s some fine-lookin’ weed you got there!”
Customer: “Yeah, I just bought it.”
(Customer #2 pulls out his badge and identifies himself as a county police officer.)
Customer: “Am I in trouble?”
Customer #2: “Yes you are.”
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