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    (I’m stocking cans of soup at the end of an aisle when I hear a voice say “Beep Beep!” I just ignore it but it continues to get louder. I turn around to see an elderly male customer with a shopping cart.)

    Customer: “Beep, beep!”

    Me: “Oh! Hi there. Did you need help finding anything today, sir?”

    Customer: “Beep, beep!”

    (He then proceeds to ram his cart into my butt multiple times.)

    Me: “Oh my, I’m sorry. I didn’t realize I was in your way. I’ll move.”

    Customer: “Oh, it’s okay sweetie. I do that to all the pretty girls.”

    Me: “Okay, well, I’ll let you go now.”

    Customer: “Wanna share a can of soup, sweet cheeks?”

    Me: *running away* “No, thank you!”