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    The Quandaries of Laundry

    | Illinois, USA |

    (I am straightening a rack of clothes when I overhear two customers.)

    Customer #1: *examines the tag on a shirt* “It says ‘Hand Wash Only’. If I buy this, could I borrow your hand washer?”

    Customer #2: “I don’t think I own a hand washer.”

    Customer #1: “Darn!” *puts the shirt back and walks away*